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Leann

February 15, 2023

Leann

Meet Leann. She's a sapphire velvet who doesn't know her worth. Keith just broke up with her and she's absolutely devastated. Sure, he barely spoke to her and could really only hold down a string of odd jobs, but his potential is there! He just needs to find his passion! Keith has the cutest dad bod, and she just adored the way he sat in utter silence, sans any eye contact, whenever she told him about her day. Such a dry sense of humor, that rascal. And he was always scowering the internet reading up on scams and conspiracies. Nothing gets by Keith and he WILL NOT BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF! He's so smart, even if he's a little forgetful sometimes - always forgetting his wallet! Keith loves Fruity Pebbles, Insane Clown Posse, sleeping until 11am, adult cartoons, weed, wallet chains and Dodge Chargers. He hates suits, mornings, conversations, bills, vegetables, newpapers, laughter, books and documentaries. How will she ever live without him??? 

MAKE HER YOURS 



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