Purse Profiles

  • Parker

    Meet Parker. She’s a real show pony. Parker was a solid C student most of her life. She never really saw much past her immediate surroundings and l...
  • Kim

    EVERYBODY LOOK AT KIM!!! She’ll make sure you do, because Kim is an attention whore. As a child Kim put on approximately 1,478 skits and small perf...
  • Lora

    Meet Lora. Lora breeds Angora rabbits. What started out as a hobby after receiving one for a pet 6 years ago has now become an obsession. Lora’s fr...
  • Shareen

    This is Shareen. Shareen is what you might call a “type A” personality. I will say that she looks polished and put together ALL the time. Because s...
  • Amber

    This is Amber, your kids' hot nanny.  She's been nannying for y'all for around 8 months.  She's 23, drop-dead gorgeous, size 2 and full of energy. ...
  • Temperance

    I want to introduce you to Temperance Longfield.  Temperance lives with her husband, Hampton Longfield IV, in a sprawling cedar-shingled waterfront...
  • Sheridan

    Meet Sheridan.  Sheridan is an equestrian.  She was born into a family of generational wealth and always had a braid in her hair until the age of 1...
  • Sandra

    Meet Sandra.  I know that on the outside Sandra may seem like an elegant, responsible, maybe snooty lady, but rest assured there is more to her.  Y...
  • Liz

    She’s kind of a B and never protests when someone says something self deprecating so they all assume she agrees.
  • Kelly

    Her stomach has become a real problem lately and she’s blaming it on lactose intolerance. Sure.
  • Claudia

    This is a group of coworkers all preparing to draw names for Secret Santa at the office. Claudia is the boss and she is the most passive aggressive...
  • Catherine

    She had never actually attended one before and cannot get over the humiliation of showing up to this one in a Derby-style hat, quickly realizing th...