She goes into the pool restroom barefoot. She worked a stint in the infant room at a daycare center and was completely unphased by the diaper changing and poop getting on her fingers. Bodily fluids do not bother Judes, regardless of whether they come from human or animal.
Now that she's in her thirties, and still single, she finds it a bit harder to endure her romantic ideals but she will not give up hope! Surely there is a gorgeous man out there who loves to talk about his feelings, monogamy, loves to buy little presents for no reason, would totally get her sense of humor,
Valerie and Ivy have been best friends since high school. If one of them needed a kidney, the other would donate it. If one of them were in a burning building, the other would run back in to save her. They love each other fiercely, but they fight ALL. THE. TIME.
This stupid little town doesn't deserve her. She's meant for greatness and she despises their perky greetings on the streets. The handshakes in the three restaurants downtown. She doubts any of them even know where Wall Street is, those hicks.
Meet Garland Bags Clutch Leann. She's a sapphire velvet who doesn't know her worth. Keith just broke up with her and she's absolutely devastated. Sure, he barely spoke to her and could really only hold down a string of odd jobs, but his potential is there!
Consequently Paulette is 15 minutes early to everything. And she does not appreciate those who are late. Do they think their time is more important than hers?? Did they not factor in that there could be a stalled car on the way?? Ugh. The rest of you need to get it together.
What a delightful game baseball is! What a sweet town they were in! Oh isn't that grass so green?? Everybody is so funny! Best. Game. Ever......Margaronas are the best!
Alice has been living a clean life since she was a child. Sure, she indulges in the occasional dessert (special occasions only!), or a periodic glass of wine (one glass of red wine per week!). But beyond dipping her toe into these decadent pleasure pools, Alice lives life on the straight and narrow. Bed by 9:30, rise no later than 7:15. Twenty minutes of exercise 5 out of 7 days of the week, no exceptions.
She doesn't wash her recycle trash before putting it in the bin - for that matter she uses plastic water bottles like crazy. Monster! Ashley knows she should reciprocate having play dates over at her house, but ugh it's just too much.
