This stupid little town doesn't deserve her. She's meant for greatness and she despises their perky greetings on the streets. The handshakes in the three...

Meet Garland Bags Clutch Leann. She's a sapphire velvet who doesn't know her worth. Keith just broke up with her and she's absolutely devastated. Sure,...

Consequently Paulette is 15 minutes early to everything. And she does not appreciate those who are late. Do they think their time is more important...

What a delightful game baseball is! What a sweet town they were in! Oh isn't that grass so green?? Everybody is so funny! Best. Game. Ever......Margaronas...

But she's not fickle, she's ready to pickle!!! Ball, that is. The court is tiny but her romantic ambitions are not. She's cooking up something...

You tooted and everybody heard it. Kelly said "oops sorry, that was me" and claimed it. 

Alice has been living a clean life since she was a child. Sure, she indulges in the occasional dessert (special occasions only!), or a periodic...

You imagine how you look with Melissa on your arm - sexy, powerful, confident and unphased. She makes you look GOOD.

She doesn't wash her recycle trash before putting it in the bin - for that matter she uses plastic water bottles like crazy. Monster! Ashley...