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Mug Shots

Mug Shots

Mug shots. These three went for a girls’ night out in downtown Nashville, and in their wake was a brawl involving 9 men, a round...

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Amy

Amy

She’s extremely uptight and feels completely justified. She refuses to go to the Publix up the road because one time the produce manager smelled like...

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Rachel

Rachel

Meet Rachel. She’s trying very, very hard to be snarky but it’s falling flat. When you asked her how her day was going last week,...

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Diane

Diane

he visited Palm Beach for the first time this past summer and now she has transformed herself into a Slim Aarons subject. She is not...

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Jane Smith

Jane Smith

This is Jane Smith, currently in witness protection but formerly known as Elise L’Orange, the infamous high-end “Miami Madam”. Elise L’Orange was formerly known as...

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Meet the personalities behind each Garland Bag. Designer fabrics, stylish handcrafted clutches.

Angie

This is Angie and her life’s work is to make you wish you were her. She CAN’T BELIEVE you haven’t been to the Maldives. You...

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Meet the personalities behind each Garland Bag. Designer fabrics, stylish handcrafted clutches.

Victoria

This is Victoria and yes, she’s a thespian. Victoria has performed in 4 productions at the Community Theater of Cleveland, and was once the understudy...

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Meet the personalities behind each Garland Bag. Designer fabrics, stylish handcrafted clutches.

Eleanore

Hey y’all, this is Eleanore. Look out she’s coming in for a hug! Eleanore is a hugger...big time. This is not a bad thing, of...

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Ms. Amy

Ms. Amy

Hi I’m Amy, and people say I’m a grump just because I’m not perky and basic like everybody else in this town. Excuse me if...

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