This is Victoria and yes, she’s a thespian. Victoria has performed in 4 productions at the Community Theater of Cleveland, and was once the understudy for “Street Urchin #3” in a traveling production of Les Miserables. Victoria is so method she spent a week living on the sidewalk outside of her apartment to prepare for the role, but unfortunately the actress awarded the part was able to fulfill her duties for the entirety of the show’s run. Everything with Victoria is drama - she loves wearing velvets, she keeps Depeche Mode on repeat in her car, she’s been madly in love with Johnny Depp for 100 years. And yes, still wearing that black choker. Victoria is not a party girl. She’s too busy contemplating the deeper meaning of life and the emotional undertones of the common aspects of the human condition. She believes this helps her to strengthen her acting muscles, plus it’s easy to do while she’s manning the help desk at Dave and Busters (yes they’re still around). Her favorite fashion statement is and has always been dark florals with combat boots and velvet. She prefers her hair black as night, and wears a fake nose ring. Sometimes on weekends when her roommate isn’t home she drinks 6 White Claws, puts on Lily Pulitzer and listens to Barbie Girl while she cries into the mirror.
Kate runs a thriving charity benefiting the homeless and somehow has time to be a doting mother to four children. And has her yoga certification. And no chin hairs....
This is the new Amy. This Amy would never have a gross refrigerator. She's not that kind of person. She's clean, organized and fresh. She feels sorry for the people with dirty fridge shelves and expired chicken stock boxes. She can't imagine having a 2 year old jar of pepperoncini peppers with mold on the inside of the lid. That's no way to live and Amy is glad she's the right kind of person. Yesterday Amy had two bags of clothes designated for Goodwill in her dining room corner. They'd been there for 2.5 months, eventually becoming invisible.
She slithers her way in and out of friend groups, wreaking havoc anywhere she can. She told you last week how much she admires you for not caring what you look like – she “just doesn’t feel right about leaving the house“ if she’s not completely put together.