Victoria

Victoria

This is Victoria and yes, she’s a thespian. Victoria has performed in 4 productions at the Community Theater of Cleveland, and was once the understudy for “Street Urchin #3” in a traveling production of Les Miserables. Victoria is so method she spent a week living on the sidewalk outside of her apartment to prepare for the role, but unfortunately the actress awarded the part was able to fulfill her duties for the entirety of the show’s run. Everything with Victoria is drama - she loves wearing velvets, she keeps Depeche Mode on repeat in her car, she’s been madly in love with Johnny Depp for 100 years. And yes, still wearing that black choker. Victoria is not a party girl. She’s too busy contemplating the deeper meaning of life and the emotional undertones of the common aspects of the human condition. She believes this helps her to strengthen her acting muscles, plus it’s easy to do while she’s manning the help desk at Dave and Busters (yes they’re still around). Her favorite fashion statement is and has always been dark florals with combat boots and velvet. She prefers her hair black as night, and wears a fake nose ring. Sometimes on weekends when her roommate isn’t home she drinks 6 White Claws, puts on Lily Pulitzer and listens to Barbie Girl while she cries into the mirror.



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