Mug Shots

Mug shots. These three went for a girls’ night out in downtown Nashville, and in their wake was a brawl involving 9 men, a round of drinks for a bar that went unpaid, two non-medicinal joints, a spewing fire hydrant, and a weeping drag queen. It’s a long story.

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Mommy Lauren

Meet Lauren. She’s a mom. Lauren has been there for her children every step of the way. There was that time her 2 year old got into his poopy diaper at quiet time and played in it for 30 minutes before he was discovered- poop was in every crevice in that room. Or how about the absolute agony she endured pushing her

PALMER

She just dragged the groom out onto the dance floor and tried to twerk in front of him. She heckled the single ladies gathered to catch the bouquet (something along the lines of “IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!”) and just asked the mother of the bride for a cigarette. 😬

SHE'S PERFECT

She’s not nearly as perfect as she seems, and that makes you like her a little more doesn’t it?