Mug Shots

Mug shots. These three went for a girls’ night out in downtown Nashville, and in their wake was a brawl involving 9 men, a round of drinks for a bar that went unpaid, two non-medicinal joints, a spewing fire hydrant, and a weeping drag queen. It’s a long story.

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