Meet Carly. She thinks a lot of herself. In fact, she probably assumes this email is about her. She never misses an opportunity to check herself in the mirror when she's crying, to see if she's still pretty (she is). Carly DOES NOT leave the house without makeup. Ever. She curls her hair every single day no matter what plans, or lack of plans, she has. She does not allow anyone to post photos that aren't pre-approved by her, but once they are approved she insists that they are posted. She has spent approximately $15,679 on beauty treatments so far ths year and it's not really even Fall yet.
But tonight Harriett is going to rev Dan’s engine! She started with an immensely painful wax this morning which was also quite demoralizing, as Harriett certainly lived up to her name. Tonight she’ll corner Dan after the kids are in bed.
Meet Dottie.She’s that person you know who is obsessed with the Olympics.She hosts an opening ceremony viewing party each year and commands an intense focus normally reserved for a lottery drawing or a breaking news announcement
Of course she will have a cellophane wrapped gift for each teacher containing a candle, lotion, chocolate covered almonds and a $25 target gift card to be hand-delivered by their children on the first day.Her back windshield will be covered with bubble letters written in shoe polish exclaiming ‘Back to School for Paxton and Claxton!’
