Meet Carly. She thinks a lot of herself. In fact, she probably assumes this email is about her. She never misses an opportunity to check herself in the mirror when she's crying, to see if she's still pretty (she is). Carly DOES NOT leave the house without makeup. Ever. She curls her hair every single day no matter what plans, or lack of plans, she has. She does not allow anyone to post photos that aren't pre-approved by her, but once they are approved she insists that they are posted. She has spent approximately $15,679 on beauty treatments so far ths year and it's not really even Fall yet.
Meet Elizabeth. She has a giant Goldendoodle, Charles, whose exuberance for life can be endearing for some, but downright dangerous for others. Upon greeting newcomers to her home, Charles immediately jumps up to lick their faces - sometimes springing up into the air and crashing into their nose.
She goes into the pool restroom barefoot. She worked a stint in the infant room at a daycare center and was completely unphased by the diaper changing and poop getting on her fingers. Bodily fluids do not bother Judes, regardless of whether they come from human or animal.
Now that she's in her thirties, and still single, she finds it a bit harder to endure her romantic ideals but she will not give up hope! Surely there is a gorgeous man out there who loves to talk about his feelings, monogamy, loves to buy little presents for no reason, would totally get her sense of humor,
