Meet Carly. She thinks a lot of herself. In fact, she probably assumes this email is about her. She never misses an opportunity to check herself in the mirror when she's crying, to see if she's still pretty (she is). Carly DOES NOT leave the house without makeup. Ever. She curls her hair every single day no matter what plans, or lack of plans, she has. She does not allow anyone to post photos that aren't pre-approved by her, but once they are approved she insists that they are posted. She has spent approximately $15,679 on beauty treatments so far ths year and it's not really even Fall yet.
This is the new Amy. This Amy would never have a gross refrigerator. She's not that kind of person. She's clean, organized and fresh. She feels sorry for the people with dirty fridge shelves and expired chicken stock boxes. She can't imagine having a 2 year old jar of pepperoncini peppers with mold on the inside of the lid. That's no way to live and Amy is glad she's the right kind of person. Yesterday Amy had two bags of clothes designated for Goodwill in her dining room corner. They'd been there for 2.5 months, eventually becoming invisible.
She slithers her way in and out of friend groups, wreaking havoc anywhere she can. She told you last week how much she admires you for not caring what you look like – she “just doesn’t feel right about leaving the house“ if she’s not completely put together.