Meet Margot. She's quirky and sexy but isn't doing it on purpose. She owns a boutique in Soho that sells vintage label clothing exclusively pre-owned by the wives, mistresses and groupies of rock bands touring from 1967-1982. She went to boarding school but she didn't tell you that. You just heard it. She was on the equestrian team but her parents sold her horse when she went off to Bryn Mawr. Wes Anderson is her Godfather, but don't make a big deal out of it. She always has the best clothes and is thin as a rail but she swears she hasn't done coke since college (don't ask about adderall). Margot knows all the right people, and tends to date musicians of course (dont make a big deal about it). She'll end up marrying a hot hedge fund manager who thinks her quirk is adorable but will then cheat on her with an intern. You think Margot is impossibly cool, and she thinks you're adorable for that. She's a Sagittarius.
Tiff and Ham host various hunts each year at their country home, so they have five bird dogs used primarily for these occasions. Tiff makes a big show of adoring these dogs but secretly she hates them because they’re always sniffing her crotch while she tries to make pleasantries with their guests. What most people don’t know about Tiffany is that her birth name is Kiki Byrd and she is actually from a small town in W. Virginia where she worked as a cashier at Dairy Queen for several years...
Meet Mary. She’s had many odd hobbies over the years. There was the time that she spent four months enthusiastically geocaching with an online group. Or the time she tried to put together a Quiddich team after watching Harry Potter. Mary has tried soap carving and beekeeping, but her latest hobby has really raised some eyebrows. She recently took up taxidermy.
Kate runs a thriving charity benefiting the homeless and somehow has time to be a doting mother to four children. And has her yoga certification. And no chin hairs....