Meet Margot. She's quirky and sexy but isn't doing it on purpose. She owns a boutique in Soho that sells vintage label clothing exclusively pre-owned by the wives, mistresses and groupies of rock bands touring from 1967-1982. She went to boarding school but she didn't tell you that. You just heard it. She was on the equestrian team but her parents sold her horse when she went off to Bryn Mawr. Wes Anderson is her Godfather, but don't make a big deal out of it. She always has the best clothes and is thin as a rail but she swears she hasn't done coke since college (don't ask about adderall). Margot knows all the right people, and tends to date musicians of course (dont make a big deal about it). She'll end up marrying a hot hedge fund manager who thinks her quirk is adorable but will then cheat on her with an intern. You think Margot is impossibly cool, and she thinks you're adorable for that. She's a Sagittarius.
Tabitha! Play us something on the banjo!" Oh, Tabitha would demure. She would play bashful, vehemently shake her head that this is not the time and place, but of course everybody in the room would insist and begin playfully chanting her name. She would reluctantly break out her banjo and begin to pick the strings deftly.
Birds are her life. While you were binge watching Below Deck Down Under she was comparing the migratory patterns of the artic tern to the western meadowlark.
Has Delilah double-booked?? She definitely did the first week of summer and they missed VBS. She'll check her calendar. She does know that her son has a sleepaway baseball camp in three weeks. Maybe that's when she and her daughter go to the lake...
