Welcome to another Story Time with Lindsay. Meet Palmer. I know she looks so cute and feminine, but Palmer has a little quirk lately. She’s starting to become her dad. Her husband has noticed little things in recent years, but the last three times they’ve gone anywhere, she’s backed into her parking space. Last week she ordered each of them one of those gadgets that shatters your car window in case of a full water immersion. She also ordered a wind up radio. You know, in case the power grid goes down. She changed the air filters in the house last month, and commented that Olive Garden is a heck of a deal if you get a family sized pan with a five dollar take-home add-on. She’s been cracking open a Bud heavy after yoga class lately, and finally decided to try out a MyPillow. She now believes Burt Reynolds was the sexiest man to ever have lived (she may have a point there) and has a random appreciation for the 68 Ford Mustang Cobra 428. Her husband is starting to feel a little insecure about his role in the house, and refuses to get her those all white New Balance Classics she’s been eyeing for her birthday. Lately she can’t stop humming ‘Reelin’ in the Years’ by Steely Dan.
As Courtney was handed the rule pamphlet, she swore she saw the Da Vinci code. Symbols swirled around, English words became foreign and strange. She somehow now knows how to set up a VCR after reading them, but still does not quite understand how to win atMahjong.
But here she sits, six years after her appointment with WIDK reporting on milk prices, beauty pageants, the occasional car theft, Alderman election scandals, and downtown green space clean up efforts. This stupid little town doesn’t deserve her. She’s meant for greatness, and she despises their perky greetings on the streets....
Once Casey committed to the idea of a sexy Halloween costume, she became inundated with ideas. A firefighter, but make it sexy with a short skirt, heels, suspenders, and a phallic fire hose. Or what about a police officer? She could see herself in a skin tight black dress with a cute police hat, aviators, and a phallic night stick....
