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Meet the personalities behind each Garland Bag. Designer fabrics, stylish handcrafted clutches.

Carly

She does not allow anyone to post photos that aren't pre-approved by her, but once they are approved she insists that they are posted. She has spent...

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Meet the personalities behind each Garland Bag. Designer fabrics, stylish handcrafted clutches.

She's a Sagittarius

She always has the best clothes and is thin as a rail but she swears she hasn't done coke since college (don't ask about adderall).

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Meet the personalities behind each Garland Bag. Designer fabrics, stylish handcrafted clutches.

Tracy's Animal Algorithm

Every time she goes onto her social media, she is bombarded with animals besieged by various malformations and afflictions.

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The New Amy

The New Amy

This is the new Amy. This Amy would never have a gross refrigerator. She's not that kind of person. She's clean, organized and fresh. She...

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The Darker Side of Abigail

The Darker Side of Abigail

She skews more towards the melancholy side. She tans more. Her favorite album is Dark Side of the Moon.

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Lora

Lora

Meet Lora. Lora breeds Angora rabbits. What started out as a hobby after receiving one for a pet 6 years ago has now become an...

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Donna

Donna

Meet Donna. Until two days ago she had been pretty satisfied with her house. She has nice taste and often receives compliments when people come...

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Rose

Rose

Meet Rose. She’s just the sweetest thing you ever did meet, and cute as a button, but she’s dumber than a post. 

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Elena

Elena

Meet Elena. She luuuuuvs men and is very free with her affections, if you know what I mean. Elena has been with them all -...

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