Meet Cindy. I know she looks so bright, feminine and perky, but Cindy has a little quirk lately. She’s starting to become her Dad. Her husband has noticed little things in recent years, but the last 3 times they’ve gone anywhere, she’s backed into her parking space. Last week she ordered each of them one of those gadgets that shatters your car window in case of a full water immersion. She also ordered a wind up radio. You know, in case the power grid goes down. She changed the air filters in the house last month, and commented that Olive Garden is a heck of a deal if you get a family sized pan with a $5 take home add-on. She’s been cracking open a bud heavy after yoga class lately, and finally decided to try out a MyPillow. She now believes Burt Reynolds was the sexiest man to have ever lived (she may have a point there) and has a random appreciation for the ‘68 Ford Mustang Cobra 428. Her husband is starting to feel a little insecure about his role in this house, and REFUSES to get her those all-white New Balance classics she’s been eyeing for her birthday. Lately she can’t stop humming “Reelin’ in the Years” by Steely Dan.
Meet Elizabeth. She has a giant Goldendoodle, Charles, whose exuberance for life can be endearing for some, but downright dangerous for others. Upon greeting newcomers to her home, Charles immediately jumps up to lick their faces - sometimes springing up into the air and crashing into their nose.
She goes into the pool restroom barefoot. She worked a stint in the infant room at a daycare center and was completely unphased by the diaper changing and poop getting on her fingers. Bodily fluids do not bother Judes, regardless of whether they come from human or animal.
Now that she's in her thirties, and still single, she finds it a bit harder to endure her romantic ideals but she will not give up hope! Surely there is a gorgeous man out there who loves to talk about his feelings, monogamy, loves to buy little presents for no reason, would totally get her sense of humor,