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Anna & The Chickens

January 31, 2022

Anna & The Chickens

Meet Anna. By day she is a corporate CFO. She is no-nonsense, she is intimidating, sharp as a tack, and is not to be messed with. However, outside of work Anna chooses to spend her time…farming chickens. Anna pulls up to her large, lovely suburban house, click-clacks inside with her fancy heels, then trades them out for wellies and puts on her overalls. Out to the GIANT coop she goes, to visit with Martin Rooster King, Feather Locklear, Ian Henswoth, Dolly Parton (biggest breasts), Reese Featherspoon, Malcom Pecks, and Hennifer Lopez just to name a few. Anna finds comfort in the ritual of tending to the coops, collecting the eggs, and feeding everybody. She has learned to recognize their individual personalities and middle school lunchroom drama. Gwyneth Poultry always seems to know the best places for finding grub worms before everybody else catches on. Goldie Hen gets along with everybody, but Cluck Norris is the most violent Rooster she’s had in a while. All in all Anna couldn’t be happier with her dual life. Her favorite song is “Chicken Fried” by the Zac Brown Band.

TAKE HER HOME!



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