Meet Bianca. She was born with a silver spoon and a heart of gold. She comes from an old money family whose wealth stretches so many generations, she has no living relatives who are not as rich as she. Bianca aches to help those less fortunate, but she may be…a little out of touch. Bless her heart she means well. Last year she started a program for underprivileged youth to learn and play polo. This on the heels of establishing a “Bianca’s Bistro” portion of her local food bank that contains 3 kinds of caviar, canned pork belly, capers, an olive tapenade shelf, smoked salmon and gourmet bone broth. She offers a quarterly class at the community center on silver patterns and the occasional surprise china pattern. She finds their rich histories fascinating! Nobody else really seems to, though. Bianca loves sharing her passions with others and just knows she’s enhancing their lives. Her favorite song is “Rich Girl” by Hall and Oates. TAKE HER HOME!
But tonight Harriett is going to rev Dan’s engine! She started with an immensely painful wax this morning which was also quite demoralizing, as Harriett certainly lived up to her name. Tonight she’ll corner Dan after the kids are in bed.
Meet Dottie.She’s that person you know who is obsessed with the Olympics.She hosts an opening ceremony viewing party each year and commands an intense focus normally reserved for a lottery drawing or a breaking news announcement
Of course she will have a cellophane wrapped gift for each teacher containing a candle, lotion, chocolate covered almonds and a $25 target gift card to be hand-delivered by their children on the first day.Her back windshield will be covered with bubble letters written in shoe polish exclaiming ‘Back to School for Paxton and Claxton!’