Re-introducing Esther (and her various iterations). She’s an artist living in Brooklyn and wants errrrbody to know it. Even though she doesn’t care what we think. Is that Esther dressed ironically in a drapey vintage dress a la “Working Girl” circa 1982 wearing combat boots with it, and topped off with frizzy wild hair and bright red lips? Why yes it is. The tortured artist within her sometimes makes her look like she is homeless but it’s all for the craft. Esther rejects the greed and individualism of capitalism - it’s a disgusting construct of man’s baser, selfish instincts and she has evolved to put the greater good of her fellow man above her own wants. How much is her painting, you ask? Oh, $11,467 for the 16” x 20”. Of course her studio is in a giant loft space with exposed brick and ashtrays full of joints and mannequin parts strewn about (to make people feel like they don’t get it). She adores psychedelics and loves to discuss the virtues of Che Guevara but only to be provocative. Her dirty secret is that she has an investment portfolio and is sleeping with her biggest collector. Esther’s favorite song is “Ironic” by Alanis Morisette. Click below to see more variations of Esther!
Meet Elizabeth. She has a giant Goldendoodle, Charles, whose exuberance for life can be endearing for some, but downright dangerous for others. Upon greeting newcomers to her home, Charles immediately jumps up to lick their faces - sometimes springing up into the air and crashing into their nose.
She goes into the pool restroom barefoot. She worked a stint in the infant room at a daycare center and was completely unphased by the diaper changing and poop getting on her fingers. Bodily fluids do not bother Judes, regardless of whether they come from human or animal.
Now that she's in her thirties, and still single, she finds it a bit harder to endure her romantic ideals but she will not give up hope! Surely there is a gorgeous man out there who loves to talk about his feelings, monogamy, loves to buy little presents for no reason, would totally get her sense of humor,