Purse Profiles

  • Mug Shots

    Mug shots. These three went for a girls’ night out in downtown Nashville, and in their wake was a brawl involving 9 men, a round of drinks for a b...
  • Amy

    She’s extremely uptight and feels completely justified. She refuses to go to the Publix up the road because one time the produce manager smelled li...
  • Rachel

    Meet Rachel. She’s trying very, very hard to be snarky but it’s falling flat. When you asked her how her day was going last week, she replied “bett...
  • Diane

    he visited Palm Beach for the first time this past summer and now she has transformed herself into a Slim Aarons subject. She is not the beneficiar...
  • Jane Smith

    This is Jane Smith, currently in witness protection but formerly known as Elise L’Orange, the infamous high-end “Miami Madam”. Elise L’Orange was f...
  • Angie

    This is Angie and her life’s work is to make you wish you were her. She CAN’T BELIEVE you haven’t been to the Maldives. You haven’t lived! She went...
  • Victoria

    This is Victoria and yes, she’s a thespian. Victoria has performed in 4 productions at the Community Theater of Cleveland, and was once the underst...
  • Eleanore

    Hey y’all, this is Eleanore. Look out she’s coming in for a hug! Eleanore is a hugger...big time. This is not a bad thing, of course, but she’s one...
  • Ms. Amy

    Hi I’m Amy, and people say I’m a grump just because I’m not perky and basic like everybody else in this town. Excuse me if I hate having a fire in ...
  • Teggy

    Teggy, who is the hot piece currently being discussed by that group of husbands over on the other side of the yard.
  • Jana

    She went to the grocery store this morning and therefore has had on workout clothes all day. She also had a little vodka in that Yeti cup earlier t...
  • Ashton

    Ashton talks nonstop about her Persian ancestry and always does cat eye makeup.