Meet Tina. She, and everyone around her, knew that she was exceptional from a very young age. At just 18 years old, Tina began a life of entertainment, ushered in by a magnetic but dangerous man. Shortly after their relationship began, Tina tried to break things off, but his response was to strike her in the head with a wooden instrument. From there she began a life that put her simultaneously on top of the world, and in the depths of fear. The tumultuous life they lead together saw them touring the world, writing and performing chart-topping songs. Hordes of fans cheered for them, and everybody knew the words to their songs. But few understood the abuse and neglect that Tina suffered behind the scenes, leading to an eventual suicide attempt. After 19 years in this abusive and high profile relationship, Tina fled their shared hotel room one night in 1976 with only 36 cents and a gas card to her name. She filed for divorce and embarked on the rest of her journey on her own. Freed from her abuser's oppression, Tina achieved what has been described as "one of the greatest comebacks in music history." She went on to sell over 100 million records worldwide, win 15 Grammy Awards, and become the first female on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine - among many, MANY other accolades. Tina is an absolute triumph of the human spirit, and a magnificent example of perserverance. She stands as an example not just to women but to humanity. Her legacy is unforgettable. She was simply the best.
But tonight Harriett is going to rev Dan’s engine! She started with an immensely painful wax this morning which was also quite demoralizing, as Harriett certainly lived up to her name. Tonight she’ll corner Dan after the kids are in bed.
Meet Dottie.She’s that person you know who is obsessed with the Olympics.She hosts an opening ceremony viewing party each year and commands an intense focus normally reserved for a lottery drawing or a breaking news announcement
Of course she will have a cellophane wrapped gift for each teacher containing a candle, lotion, chocolate covered almonds and a $25 target gift card to be hand-delivered by their children on the first day.Her back windshield will be covered with bubble letters written in shoe polish exclaiming ‘Back to School for Paxton and Claxton!’