Meet Elena. She luuuuuvs men and is very free with her affections, if you know what I mean. Elena has been with them all - tall men, short men, thin men, stocky men. She’s been with hairless men slick as a seal pup, and men so furry their chest hair got tangled up in her earring. Some have mommy issues. Okay lots of them have mommy issues. One in particular told Elena on their first date that his mother would have to approve of her before a second date could commence. Some of them had some very strange bedroom preferences - Elena has worn furry animal costumes, a Wonder Woman costume, and even a power suit. She’s had to be a schoolgirl, a Ghostbuster, Janet Reno, that one guy’s mother, a cafeteria lady, a turtle, and a traffic cone. She’s heard countless hours of stock portfolio bragging, how much bros can lift, which animals various guys think they could beat in a fight, and more political opinions than she can handle. And through all this Elena yearns for someone NORMAL. But until he comes along, she’ll continue keeping her mind, her weekends, and…everything else open for Mr. Right. Her favorite song is “It’s Raining Men” by the Weather Girls.
If you watch long enough it will flash to a close-up of this MAGNIFICENT Schumacher embroidered fabric. It is absolutely magical. This is a Bespoke Collection bag so you can choose the hardware. There are only a handful of these so snatch them up while you can!
Kate runs a thriving charity benefiting the homeless and somehow has time to be a doting mother to four children. And has her yoga certification. And no chin hairs....
This is the new Amy. This Amy would never have a gross refrigerator. She's not that kind of person. She's clean, organized and fresh. She feels sorry for the people with dirty fridge shelves and expired chicken stock boxes. She can't imagine having a 2 year old jar of pepperoncini peppers with mold on the inside of the lid. That's no way to live and Amy is glad she's the right kind of person. Yesterday Amy had two bags of clothes designated for Goodwill in her dining room corner. They'd been there for 2.5 months, eventually becoming invisible.
She slithers her way in and out of friend groups, wreaking havoc anywhere she can. She told you last week how much she admires you for not caring what you look like – she “just doesn’t feel right about leaving the house“ if she’s not completely put together.