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Judes

February 15, 2023

Judes

Meet Judes. She grew up on a farm, so maybe that's why nothing seems to gross her out. Judes has always plopped herself right down on public toilets with barely a glance at the seat. She will wipe an eye booger from the corner of almost anyone's eye. Judes will stomp on a roach with her bare foot if there's nothing else immediately available. She goes into the pool restroom barefoot. She worked a stint in the infant room at a daycare center and was completely unphased by the diaper changing and poop getting on her fingers. Bodily fluids do not bother Judes, regardless of whether they come from human or animal. She will drink after anybody or take a bite using their fork. She will hug a sweaty person without a second thought. Gross, Judes.

 

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