Purse Profiles

PALMER PINK

August 30, 2021

Well since I’m on a @palmorleans kick I’ll go ahead and introduce you to Palmer Pink! She’s sugar and spice and everything nice. Palmer Pink likes Hallmark movies, chocolate, puppies, Chanel, ruffles, diamonds, pedicures, cosmos, Audrey Hepburn movies, The Notebook and Kristen Hannah novels. But her secret off-brand pleasures are Die Hard and listening to 311.

TAKE HER HOME!

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