Bravo!!!

Adele recently bragged that his grip during their lift got quite...exploratory. Tanya just loves the way he looks in those vests - SWOON! In one week they will debut this year’s Nutcracker at the Kenosha Community Theater to all the sixth and seventh graders in the greater Kenosha area and this will be his time to f*cking SHINE! He will play the parts of an owl, a Mayor, a soldier and a rat, and he will show Kenosha how it’s done, baby!! WHOO!!! After opening day (which will end a lunchtime) he will take Lacey (who plays lead) out to his Pontiac Aztec and show her what that bulge is all about. BRAVO!!!!!

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PALMER

She just dragged the groom out onto the dance floor and tried to twerk in front of him. She heckled the single ladies gathered to catch the bouquet (something along the lines of “IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!”) and just asked the mother of the bride for a cigarette. 😬

SHE'S PERFECT

She’s not nearly as perfect as she seems, and that makes you like her a little more doesn’t it?

Candi & Candlebox...

Through a mouthful of braces and an unforgiving curtain of half-grown out bangs, she would croon the hypnotic melodies of her time: “Runaway Train”, “Fade Into You”, “Evenflo”...”Loser”. ...