Bravo!!!

Bravo!!!

Adele recently bragged that his grip during their lift got quite...exploratory.  Tanya just loves the way he looks in those vests - SWOON! In one week they will debut this year’s Nutcracker at the Kenosha Community Theater to all the sixth and seventh graders in the greater Kenosha area and this will be his time to f*cking SHINE! He will play the parts of an owl, a Mayor, a soldier and a rat, and he will show Kenosha how it’s done, baby!!  WHOO!!!  After opening day (which will end a lunchtime) he will take Lacey (who plays lead) out to his Pontiac Aztec and show her what that bulge is all about. BRAVO!!!!!





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