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Champagne and Chanel

March 11, 2021

Champagne and Chanel

I am so in love that I went ahead and made one! I’ll have more of these next month but I couldn’t help myself. It’s a boucle and really reminds me of a Chanel suit. I named her Jackie, and I can tell you that she loves to give off a stiff, cold vibe. She is reed thin, beautiful and so stylish you’d think she’s French. She enjoys champagne, Peloton, private aviation, designer labels you haven’t heard of, and Charles in Charge reruns (strangely). Although she goes to great lengths to portray herself as being above all of us, she secretly has $70,000 in credit card debt and orders “expresso” at the coffee shop with her nose in the air. She also has excessive earwax. So there. 



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