I am so in love that I went ahead and made one! I’ll have more of these next month but I couldn’t help myself. It’s a boucle and really reminds me of a Chanel suit. I named her Jackie, and I can tell you that she loves to give off a stiff, cold vibe. She is reed thin, beautiful and so stylish you’d think she’s French. She enjoys champagne, Peloton, private aviation, designer labels you haven’t heard of, and Charles in Charge reruns (strangely). Although she goes to great lengths to portray herself as being above all of us, she secretly has $70,000 in credit card debt and orders “expresso” at the coffee shop with her nose in the air. She also has excessive earwax. So there.
Meet Elizabeth. She has a giant Goldendoodle, Charles, whose exuberance for life can be endearing for some, but downright dangerous for others. Upon greeting newcomers to her home, Charles immediately jumps up to lick their faces - sometimes springing up into the air and crashing into their nose.
She goes into the pool restroom barefoot. She worked a stint in the infant room at a daycare center and was completely unphased by the diaper changing and poop getting on her fingers. Bodily fluids do not bother Judes, regardless of whether they come from human or animal.
Now that she's in her thirties, and still single, she finds it a bit harder to endure her romantic ideals but she will not give up hope! Surely there is a gorgeous man out there who loves to talk about his feelings, monogamy, loves to buy little presents for no reason, would totally get her sense of humor,