Meet Lucinda. She just finished watching Bridgerton on Netflix and now she has nothing else to live for. She’s binged it for the last 3 days and now Lucinda is hot and bothered, and despises modern life. Oh how she yearns for a nobleman who has gobs of money and estates, never seems to have to work and yet somehow knows how to hold his own in any fight. Is that too much to ask??? She’s even been speaking in a Madonna/Dorit hybrid British accent, and has been so demure that her husband keeps asking her what’s wrong. And now she wants tiny boobs but that ship has sailed. Her best friend is having to practically pin her down to prevent her from cutting bangs that end 3 inches above her eyebrows. Lucinda is already planning her trip to England for when this pandemic lets up. Her husband has certainly benefited from her Bridgerton viewing, if you know what I mean, and she’s been awfully animated during their lovemaking. Which has also prompted him to ask what’s wrong. Oh why can’t they have the passion of Daphne and Simon??? Oh well. A lady mustn’t allow impropriety to taint the marital union (did you hear the British accent?). She’ll have to wait for season 2!
