Galentines Girls

Galentines Girls

Meet Madeleine, Daphne, Tawnee and Julia. They’re going to celebrate Galentines Day this year. They’re all decked out in their various shades of pink. Julia is happily married, but never misses a night out with the girls. Tawnee is recently divorced and BITTER. Madeleine is casually dating a consultant who is traveling on the 14th, and Daphne is “single”, but secretly seeing a married man. None of the others know about that, though. They’ll go to the nicest French restaurant in town, where they will order continuous bottles of champagne and get so drunk that Tawnee will begin berating their waiter, basically for being a man, but then will end up making out with him in the employees-only storage room at the end of the meal. Daphne will begin to cry over dessert because she’s unhappy with her stomach lately, and this creme brûlée just makes her feel more guilty. Madeleine will spend the entire second half of dinner trying to convince Julia to start a business with her. That conversation will naturally flow into plans for an elaborate vacation to Santorini that they will never take. The next morning will involve lots of texts trying to recall what they talked about, and many inventive emoji combos. Happy Galentines Day!!!!





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