This is Beth and she’s a cheerleader!! Look at those pom poms. Look at those tan legs and long, silky hair - she’s tick-tick-tick-tick-BOOM DYNAMITE! Beth always has a perky smile on her face and a ribbon in her hair. Nobody wields glitter like Beth, always ready for a quick poster or a dazzling locker decoration. She can B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E. Beth is a model student and has a wonderful reputation, but when nobody is around, she vapes next to the dumpster at the Texaco. She also picks her nose quite frequently, and has a secret love of Carrot Top. She once went to one of his shows, hoping to let him feel her up afterwards but she never got backstage. Gooooo Beth!
Meet Elizabeth. She has a giant Goldendoodle, Charles, whose exuberance for life can be endearing for some, but downright dangerous for others. Upon greeting newcomers to her home, Charles immediately jumps up to lick their faces - sometimes springing up into the air and crashing into their nose.
She goes into the pool restroom barefoot. She worked a stint in the infant room at a daycare center and was completely unphased by the diaper changing and poop getting on her fingers. Bodily fluids do not bother Judes, regardless of whether they come from human or animal.
Now that she's in her thirties, and still single, she finds it a bit harder to endure her romantic ideals but she will not give up hope! Surely there is a gorgeous man out there who loves to talk about his feelings, monogamy, loves to buy little presents for no reason, would totally get her sense of humor,