Go Beth, Go!

Go Beth, Go!

This is Beth and she’s a cheerleader!! Look at those pom poms. Look at those tan legs and long, silky hair - she’s tick-tick-tick-tick-BOOM DYNAMITE! Beth always has a perky smile on her face and a ribbon in her hair. Nobody wields glitter like Beth, always ready for a quick poster or a dazzling locker decoration. She can B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E. Beth is a model student and has a wonderful reputation, but when nobody is around, she vapes next to the dumpster at the Texaco. She also picks her nose quite frequently, and has a secret love of Carrot Top. She once went to one of his shows, hoping to let him feel her up afterwards but she never got backstage. Gooooo Beth! 





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