Banana Clips and Frosted Grape Lipstick

Banana Clips and Frosted Grape Lipstick

Meet Isabella. You don’t have to tell her she’s sexy, she already knows that. Isabella knows what men like, and that’s tight clothing, and big hair. Her rollerblading outfit: tight black high-rise jeans, pink sports bra, hair pulled half back in a banana clip. Frosted grape lipstick.  BOOM. Curves for days!!!  Yes of course her rollerblade wheels are a custom pink to match her sports bra. Iridescent sunglasses? Don’t insult me. Nail art? HELL. YES. And she’ll take them extra long and rounded, thank you. Isabella also learned long ago that men like cleavage, so everything she wears has been carefully selected to highlight her ample bosom. Bathing suits, work attire, pajamas - no setting is exempt from the siren’s call of Isabella’s phenomenal breasts. Whatever she’s doing, it’s working. She has a date with Earl on Friday night. He owns the used car dealership next to Wal Mart and they’ll be hitting up Red Lobster - extra cheddar biscuits. Her favorite song is “Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me”.





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