Mommy Lauren

Mommy Lauren

Meet Lauren. She’s a mom. Lauren has been there for her children every step of the way. There was that time her 2 year old got into his poopy diaper at quiet time and played in it for 30 minutes before he was discovered- poop was in every crevice in that room. Or how about the absolute agony she endured pushing her way through breastfeeding all the kids? That first month was excruciating with each kid (by month 3 she could have slammed her breast in a car door and not felt it). Lauren dealt with monumental tantrums patiently (most of the time) that included head slamming, protest urination and stuffed animal decapitations. She skillfully navigated the first heartbreaks as well as she did the fifth heartbreaks. And she gave three talks about the birds and bees, bless her heart. She made spaghetti 2,378 times and has cut up more apples than any one person could count. Best snuggler and safest haven on the planet. She is the number one champion of all her children and will be until her last day. 

TAKE HER HOME!





Also in Purse Profiles

garland_bag_pink_palmer
PALMER PINK

Palmer Pink likes Hallmark movies, chocolate, puppies, Chanel, ruffles, diamonds, pedicures, cosmos, Audrey Hepburn movies, The Notebook and Kristen Hannah novels...

Continue Reading

Pebbles
Pebbles

Pebbles is a black, shiny shagreen clutch - and here's how that happened. Pebbles was on vacation in Clearwater and having the time of her life! First she and the girls went to the Hard Rock Cafe in Tampa - an electric blue hurricane in a collectible glass?? Yes please! They each bought new sunglasses and visors in the souvenir shops, played some putt putt at Smuggler's Cove Adventure Golf, and relaxed on the beach under the $25 umbrella they bought at Walmart that blew away with each gust of wind (you should have seen

Continue Reading

Rooney
Rooney

Rooney is constantly grooming herself which can seem very self-absorbed but then you look at her and she's so damn cute, and she just loves you so much you'll forgive her anything. Even the fact that she pukes...a lot. You've tried to explore whether or not she has a problem but you've basically just decided it's something you have to live with. Your husband also hates her, and basically refuses to acknowledge her but he'll never understand your bond. You love her in spite of the fact that she always wants to sit directly on your keyboard - how has it not broken yet? 

Continue Reading