Meet Palmer. She just touched down in the Keys two days ago to attend a destination wedding and this is her first trip in year and a half. Palmer is letting her hair down. Yesterday she drank so many cocktails by the pool that she fell asleep and developed a severe, one-shoulder tan line. She also missed the rehearsal dinner. Now it’s 9pm and the reception is in full swing. She had 4 glasses of Chardonnay during dinner and now she’s on Old Fashioned #2. She just dragged the groom out onto the dance floor and tried to twerk in front of him. She heckled the single ladies gathered to catch the bouquet (something along the lines of “IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!”) and just asked the mother of the bride for a cigarette. 😬 Palmer is really making a name for herself tonight - in 10 minutes a dance circle will form, and those last two drinks will convince her that she CAN do the worm - the physics make complete sense in this moment - and she will attempt it, only to come up with a busted chin that will require 3 stitches. Oh dear...
