Meet Palmer. She just touched down in the Keys two days ago to attend a destination wedding and this is her first trip in year and a half. Palmer is letting her hair down. Yesterday she drank so many cocktails by the pool that she fell asleep and developed a severe, one-shoulder tan line. She also missed the rehearsal dinner. Now it’s 9pm and the reception is in full swing. She had 4 glasses of Chardonnay during dinner and now she’s on Old Fashioned #2. She just dragged the groom out onto the dance floor and tried to twerk in front of him. She heckled the single ladies gathered to catch the bouquet (something along the lines of “IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!”) and just asked the mother of the bride for a cigarette. 😬 Palmer is really making a name for herself tonight - in 10 minutes a dance circle will form, and those last two drinks will convince her that she CAN do the worm - the physics make complete sense in this moment - and she will attempt it, only to come up with a busted chin that will require 3 stitches. Oh dear...
Meet Elizabeth. She has a giant Goldendoodle, Charles, whose exuberance for life can be endearing for some, but downright dangerous for others. Upon greeting newcomers to her home, Charles immediately jumps up to lick their faces - sometimes springing up into the air and crashing into their nose.
She goes into the pool restroom barefoot. She worked a stint in the infant room at a daycare center and was completely unphased by the diaper changing and poop getting on her fingers. Bodily fluids do not bother Judes, regardless of whether they come from human or animal.
Now that she's in her thirties, and still single, she finds it a bit harder to endure her romantic ideals but she will not give up hope! Surely there is a gorgeous man out there who loves to talk about his feelings, monogamy, loves to buy little presents for no reason, would totally get her sense of humor,