Meet Vicky. She had to marry Dennis, owner of 10 bounce house franchises who is 30 years her senior and loves to “playfully” smack women on the ass. Vicky is fairly repulsed by Dennis but she grew up on the wrong side of the tracks and always knew she would make something of herself. Dennis was her ticket out. Now Vicky drives a custom pink Mercedes sedan, with airbrushed nails that have matching pink flowers. She has a chandelier in her closet. Her towels are monogrammed and she only carries logo handbags. She leaves her sunglasses on indoors, “forgetting” to take them off. Vicky gets a spray tan once a week and has a face full of Botox at age 31. She has graduated up to a size F bra, thank you Dennis. And she shows those puppies off every chance she gets! Vicky insists on chartering small planes as often as possible and posts social media photos in front of every single one. Vicky has money and you’d better know it. Her favorite song is “Glamorous” by Fergie. TAKE HER HOME!
Meet Elizabeth. She has a giant Goldendoodle, Charles, whose exuberance for life can be endearing for some, but downright dangerous for others. Upon greeting newcomers to her home, Charles immediately jumps up to lick their faces - sometimes springing up into the air and crashing into their nose.
She goes into the pool restroom barefoot. She worked a stint in the infant room at a daycare center and was completely unphased by the diaper changing and poop getting on her fingers. Bodily fluids do not bother Judes, regardless of whether they come from human or animal.
Now that she's in her thirties, and still single, she finds it a bit harder to endure her romantic ideals but she will not give up hope! Surely there is a gorgeous man out there who loves to talk about his feelings, monogamy, loves to buy little presents for no reason, would totally get her sense of humor,
