Meet Vicky. She had to marry Dennis, owner of 10 bounce house franchises who is 30 years her senior and loves to “playfully” smack women on the ass. Vicky is fairly repulsed by Dennis but she grew up on the wrong side of the tracks and always knew she would make something of herself. Dennis was her ticket out. Now Vicky drives a custom pink Mercedes sedan, with airbrushed nails that have matching pink flowers. She has a chandelier in her closet. Her towels are monogrammed and she only carries logo handbags. She leaves her sunglasses on indoors, “forgetting” to take them off. Vicky gets a spray tan once a week and has a face full of Botox at age 31. She has graduated up to a size F bra, thank you Dennis. And she shows those puppies off every chance she gets! Vicky insists on chartering small planes as often as possible and posts social media photos in front of every single one. Vicky has money and you’d better know it. Her favorite song is “Glamorous” by Fergie. TAKE HER HOME!
This is the new Amy. This Amy would never have a gross refrigerator. She's not that kind of person. She's clean, organized and fresh. She feels sorry for the people with dirty fridge shelves and expired chicken stock boxes. She can't imagine having a 2 year old jar of pepperoncini peppers with mold on the inside of the lid. That's no way to live and Amy is glad she's the right kind of person. Yesterday Amy had two bags of clothes designated for Goodwill in her dining room corner. They'd been there for 2.5 months, eventually becoming invisible.
She slithers her way in and out of friend groups, wreaking havoc anywhere she can. She told you last week how much she admires you for not caring what you look like – she “just doesn’t feel right about leaving the house“ if she’s not completely put together.