Meet Vicky. She had to marry Dennis, owner of 10 bounce house franchises who is 30 years her senior and loves to “playfully” smack women on the ass. Vicky is fairly repulsed by Dennis but she grew up on the wrong side of the tracks and always knew she would make something of herself. Dennis was her ticket out. Now Vicky drives a custom pink Mercedes sedan, with airbrushed nails that have matching pink flowers. She has a chandelier in her closet. Her towels are monogrammed and she only carries logo handbags. She leaves her sunglasses on indoors, “forgetting” to take them off. Vicky gets a spray tan once a week and has a face full of Botox at age 31. She has graduated up to a size F bra, thank you Dennis. And she shows those puppies off every chance she gets! Vicky insists on chartering small planes as often as possible and posts social media photos in front of every single one. Vicky has money and you’d better know it. Her favorite song is “Glamorous” by Fergie. TAKE HER HOME!
Tiff and Ham host various hunts each year at their country home, so they have five bird dogs used primarily for these occasions. Tiff makes a big show of adoring these dogs but secretly she hates them because they’re always sniffing her crotch while she tries to make pleasantries with their guests. What most people don’t know about Tiffany is that her birth name is Kiki Byrd and she is actually from a small town in W. Virginia where she worked as a cashier at Dairy Queen for several years...
Meet Mary. She’s had many odd hobbies over the years. There was the time that she spent four months enthusiastically geocaching with an online group. Or the time she tried to put together a Quiddich team after watching Harry Potter. Mary has tried soap carving and beekeeping, but her latest hobby has really raised some eyebrows. She recently took up taxidermy.
Kate runs a thriving charity benefiting the homeless and somehow has time to be a doting mother to four children. And has her yoga certification. And no chin hairs....