Meet Melissa. She's the clutch you're really thinking about when you're with your everyday handbag. Sure, your everyday handbag has been with you through thick and thin. It's served you well, holding everything you need - wallet, 3 pairs of sunglasses, a random child's sock, a small umbrella, several 6-month old cheerios from a spill, a half empty water bottle and more crumbs and stains than you can count. It's seen better days and it has gotten a bit rounder than it used to be. Sometimes if you squint at it you can still remember the way it used to look. But then there's Melissa. Oh...Melissa. She's shiny and compact. Sure she holds only the essentials, but she's built for show. You imagine how you look with Melissa on your arm - sexy, powerful, confident and unphased. She makes you look GOOD. And although your everyday handbag has remained faithfully by your side, it's just not what you need at night. Your nights belong to Melissa now.
But tonight Harriett is going to rev Dan’s engine! She started with an immensely painful wax this morning which was also quite demoralizing, as Harriett certainly lived up to her name. Tonight she’ll corner Dan after the kids are in bed.
Meet Dottie.She’s that person you know who is obsessed with the Olympics.She hosts an opening ceremony viewing party each year and commands an intense focus normally reserved for a lottery drawing or a breaking news announcement
Of course she will have a cellophane wrapped gift for each teacher containing a candle, lotion, chocolate covered almonds and a $25 target gift card to be hand-delivered by their children on the first day.Her back windshield will be covered with bubble letters written in shoe polish exclaiming ‘Back to School for Paxton and Claxton!’
