Meet Melissa. She's the clutch you're really thinking about when you're with your everyday handbag. Sure, your everyday handbag has been with you through thick and thin. It's served you well, holding everything you need - wallet, 3 pairs of sunglasses, a random child's sock, a small umbrella, several 6-month old cheerios from a spill, a half empty water bottle and more crumbs and stains than you can count. It's seen better days and it has gotten a bit rounder than it used to be. Sometimes if you squint at it you can still remember the way it used to look. But then there's Melissa. Oh...Melissa. She's shiny and compact. Sure she holds only the essentials, but she's built for show. You imagine how you look with Melissa on your arm - sexy, powerful, confident and unphased. She makes you look GOOD. And although your everyday handbag has remained faithfully by your side, it's just not what you need at night. Your nights belong to Melissa now.
Tabitha! Play us something on the banjo!" Oh, Tabitha would demure. She would play bashful, vehemently shake her head that this is not the time and place, but of course everybody in the room would insist and begin playfully chanting her name. She would reluctantly break out her banjo and begin to pick the strings deftly.
Birds are her life. While you were binge watching Below Deck Down Under she was comparing the migratory patterns of the artic tern to the western meadowlark.
Has Delilah double-booked?? She definitely did the first week of summer and they missed VBS. She'll check her calendar. She does know that her son has a sleepaway baseball camp in three weeks. Maybe that's when she and her daughter go to the lake...
