Meet Melissa. She's the clutch you're really thinking about when you're with your everyday handbag. Sure, your everyday handbag has been with you through thick and thin. It's served you well, holding everything you need - wallet, 3 pairs of sunglasses, a random child's sock, a small umbrella, several 6-month old cheerios from a spill, a half empty water bottle and more crumbs and stains than you can count. It's seen better days and it has gotten a bit rounder than it used to be. Sometimes if you squint at it you can still remember the way it used to look. But then there's Melissa. Oh...Melissa. She's shiny and compact. Sure she holds only the essentials, but she's built for show. You imagine how you look with Melissa on your arm - sexy, powerful, confident and unphased. She makes you look GOOD. And although your everyday handbag has remained faithfully by your side, it's just not what you need at night. Your nights belong to Melissa now.
Meet Elizabeth. She has a giant Goldendoodle, Charles, whose exuberance for life can be endearing for some, but downright dangerous for others. Upon greeting newcomers to her home, Charles immediately jumps up to lick their faces - sometimes springing up into the air and crashing into their nose.
She goes into the pool restroom barefoot. She worked a stint in the infant room at a daycare center and was completely unphased by the diaper changing and poop getting on her fingers. Bodily fluids do not bother Judes, regardless of whether they come from human or animal.
Now that she's in her thirties, and still single, she finds it a bit harder to endure her romantic ideals but she will not give up hope! Surely there is a gorgeous man out there who loves to talk about his feelings, monogamy, loves to buy little presents for no reason, would totally get her sense of humor,
