Amber

Amber

This is Amber, your kids' hot nanny.  She's been nannying for y'all for around 8 months.  She's 23, drop-dead gorgeous, size 2 and full of energy.  You interviewed several candidates, all of whom were great, but your husband, Dan, really made a strong case for Amber, and you guess his points were pretty valid?  Since she's started it's been really great seeing how hands-on Dan has been in making Amber feel like a welcome part of the family.  Normally he's really insular and quiet but Dan has been eager to give Amber rides to and from home (even though her car works perfectly fine), shown her how to make a new mac and cheese recipe (he cooks??), shoulder massages, and even seems to be checking on her here and there throughout the day on his phone!  Wow, how knew Dan could be so accommodating??!!  You sure are a lucky lady.  Amber has been lovely, but you have to admit that her presence has caused a little self-consciousness on your part.  You have been on a diet for...oh look at that...8 months.  You've started using whitening strips on your teeth and have spent $2,000 on Botox.  Further complicating things is that your 9 year old son has mentioned how much he likes Amber's short shorts and is asking lots of awkward questions, and you think you're going to have to have "the talk" with him.  Your daughter keeps asking you if you think Amber would like her outfit, or what you think Amber would say to the boy at school.  But no, Amber's GREAT!  Everything is fine! Oh look, Dan is taking Aber home again tonight...



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