This is Amber, your kids' hot nanny. She's been nannying for y'all for around 8 months. She's 23, drop-dead gorgeous, size 2 and full of energy. You interviewed several candidates, all of whom were great, but your husband, Dan, really made a strong case for Amber, and you guess his points were pretty valid? Since she's started it's been really great seeing how hands-on Dan has been in making Amber feel like a welcome part of the family. Normally he's really insular and quiet but Dan has been eager to give Amber rides to and from home (even though her car works perfectly fine), shown her how to make a new mac and cheese recipe (he cooks??), shoulder massages, and even seems to be checking on her here and there throughout the day on his phone! Wow, how knew Dan could be so accommodating??!! You sure are a lucky lady. Amber has been lovely, but you have to admit that her presence has caused a little self-consciousness on your part. You have been on a diet for...oh look at that...8 months. You've started using whitening strips on your teeth and have spent $2,000 on Botox. Further complicating things is that your 9 year old son has mentioned how much he likes Amber's short shorts and is asking lots of awkward questions, and you think you're going to have to have "the talk" with him. Your daughter keeps asking you if you think Amber would like her outfit, or what you think Amber would say to the boy at school. But no, Amber's GREAT! Everything is fine! Oh look, Dan is taking Aber home again tonight...
Tiff and Ham host various hunts each year at their country home, so they have five bird dogs used primarily for these occasions. Tiff makes a big show of adoring these dogs but secretly she hates them because they’re always sniffing her crotch while she tries to make pleasantries with their guests. What most people don’t know about Tiffany is that her birth name is Kiki Byrd and she is actually from a small town in W. Virginia where she worked as a cashier at Dairy Queen for several years...
Meet Mary. She’s had many odd hobbies over the years. There was the time that she spent four months enthusiastically geocaching with an online group. Or the time she tried to put together a Quiddich team after watching Harry Potter. Mary has tried soap carving and beekeeping, but her latest hobby has really raised some eyebrows. She recently took up taxidermy.
Kate runs a thriving charity benefiting the homeless and somehow has time to be a doting mother to four children. And has her yoga certification. And no chin hairs....