Ashley

Ashley

Meet Ashley.  She's in a cult.  Ashley grew up in a pretty typical family in the suburbs of Tempe, but her mother's controlling ways drove her to the arms of Simone Smith, founder of Cosmic People of the Oracle.  She became part of "The Family" and now firmly believes that Simon's dog is the reincarnated soul of an alien who landed on earth 150 years ago, and buried a spaceship in an Arizona desert that contains a potion for everlasting life.  Ashley and her 25 family members share 3 old vans painted electric green and venture out to Sams Club in them once a month to purchase supplies.  For money, The Cosmic People of the Oracle bottle and sell CBD oil as well as applesauce.  Ashley is wife #7 to Simon, 54, who is balding with a man bun and once served as an extra on "Alf" in the 80's.  When she is alone, Ashley works through her demons by painting.  Her zodiac sign is Zorg, based on Simon's dog's galaxy's star chart.  



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