Barbara claims to support the middle class, but her plan would create a 534% increase in taxes. In 2016 she was seen rolling her eyes at an elderly person at the supermarket. Barbara claims that her opponent wants to defund the police, but she has not shown up for the Sherrif’s Annual Pancake Breakfast fundraiser for the last three years. You know what else Barbara did? She took campaign money from Osama Bin Laden’s ghost. Last year she voted to pass a bill making it legal to punch toddlers in the face while spinning in a circle on your right foot, chanting “bingo” repeatedly. Can we really afford a senator who associates with terrorist specters, and hates financial success, the elderly, law enforcement and toddlers? Barbara, she wants to ruin America.
Kate runs a thriving charity benefiting the homeless and somehow has time to be a doting mother to four children. And has her yoga certification. And no chin hairs....
This is the new Amy. This Amy would never have a gross refrigerator. She's not that kind of person. She's clean, organized and fresh. She feels sorry for the people with dirty fridge shelves and expired chicken stock boxes. She can't imagine having a 2 year old jar of pepperoncini peppers with mold on the inside of the lid. That's no way to live and Amy is glad she's the right kind of person. Yesterday Amy had two bags of clothes designated for Goodwill in her dining room corner. They'd been there for 2.5 months, eventually becoming invisible.
She slithers her way in and out of friend groups, wreaking havoc anywhere she can. She told you last week how much she admires you for not caring what you look like – she “just doesn’t feel right about leaving the house“ if she’s not completely put together.