Barbara claims to support the middle class, but her plan would create a 534% increase in taxes. In 2016 she was seen rolling her eyes at an elderly person at the supermarket. Barbara claims that her opponent wants to defund the police, but she has not shown up for the Sherrif’s Annual Pancake Breakfast fundraiser for the last three years. You know what else Barbara did? She took campaign money from Osama Bin Laden’s ghost. Last year she voted to pass a bill making it legal to punch toddlers in the face while spinning in a circle on your right foot, chanting “bingo” repeatedly. Can we really afford a senator who associates with terrorist specters, and hates financial success, the elderly, law enforcement and toddlers? Barbara, she wants to ruin America.
But tonight Harriett is going to rev Dan’s engine! She started with an immensely painful wax this morning which was also quite demoralizing, as Harriett certainly lived up to her name. Tonight she’ll corner Dan after the kids are in bed.
Meet Dottie.She’s that person you know who is obsessed with the Olympics.She hosts an opening ceremony viewing party each year and commands an intense focus normally reserved for a lottery drawing or a breaking news announcement
Of course she will have a cellophane wrapped gift for each teacher containing a candle, lotion, chocolate covered almonds and a $25 target gift card to be hand-delivered by their children on the first day.Her back windshield will be covered with bubble letters written in shoe polish exclaiming ‘Back to School for Paxton and Claxton!’
