She had never actually attended one before and cannot get over the humiliation of showing up to this one in a Derby-style hat, quickly realizing this was not what everybody else was doing. Flustered, she has since overcompensated by trying to use an elevated vocabulary but just misused the word ‘obfuscate’ and awkwardly brought up her distant relationship to a state senator during a discussion about children’s’ summer camps. This is not going well.
Meet Elizabeth. She has a giant Goldendoodle, Charles, whose exuberance for life can be endearing for some, but downright dangerous for others. Upon greeting newcomers to her home, Charles immediately jumps up to lick their faces - sometimes springing up into the air and crashing into their nose.
She goes into the pool restroom barefoot. She worked a stint in the infant room at a daycare center and was completely unphased by the diaper changing and poop getting on her fingers. Bodily fluids do not bother Judes, regardless of whether they come from human or animal.
Now that she's in her thirties, and still single, she finds it a bit harder to endure her romantic ideals but she will not give up hope! Surely there is a gorgeous man out there who loves to talk about his feelings, monogamy, loves to buy little presents for no reason, would totally get her sense of humor,
