Meet Lauren. She’s a mom. Lauren has been there for her children every step of the way. There was that time her 2 year old got into his poopy diaper at quiet time and played in it for 30 minutes before he was discovered- poop was in every crevice in that room. Or how about the absolute agony she endured pushing her
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She just dragged the groom out onto the dance floor and tried to twerk in front of him. She heckled the single ladies gathered to catch the bouquet (something along the lines of “IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!”) and just asked the mother of the bride for a cigarette. 😬
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She’s not nearly as perfect as she seems, and that makes you like her a little more doesn’t it?
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She had never actually attended one before and cannot get over the humiliation of showing up to this one in a Derby-style hat, quickly realizing this was not what everybody else was doing. Flustered, she has since overcompensated by trying to use an elevated vocabulary but just misused the word ‘obfuscate’ and awkwardly brought up her distant relationship to a state senator during a discussion about children’s’ summer camps. This is not going well.
