Meet Margaret. Her 7 year old daughter plays rec soccer and Margaret IS NOT HAVING ANY OF THE OTHER TEAM’S SHIT. Do you hear me?? Little McKenna loves to get out on the field and just have fun running around with her friends.
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Barbara claims to support the middle class, but her plan would create a 534% increase in taxes. In 2016 she was seen rolling her eyes at an elderly person at the supermarket.
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Meet Mrs. Claws. You’re much more acquainted with her husband, of course, with his miraculous trip to each child on earth every Christmas. His distribution of that perfect gift that was exactly what was requested - the delight contained in the stockings Christmas morning. Oh, isn’t he exalted!! But what you may not know is that Mrs. Claws is the real power behind the man.
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She had never actually attended one before and cannot get over the humiliation of showing up to this one in a Derby-style hat, quickly realizing this was not what everybody else was doing. Flustered, she has since overcompensated by trying to use an elevated vocabulary but just misused the word ‘obfuscate’ and awkwardly brought up her distant relationship to a state senator during a discussion about children’s’ summer camps. This is not going well.
