She just dragged the groom out onto the dance floor and tried to twerk in front of him. She heckled the single ladies gathered to catch the bouquet (something along the lines of “IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!”) and just asked the mother of the bride for a cigarette. 😬
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She’s not nearly as perfect as she seems, and that makes you like her a little more doesn’t it?
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Through a mouthful of braces and an unforgiving curtain of half-grown out bangs, she would croon the hypnotic melodies of her time: “Runaway Train”, “Fade Into You”, “Evenflo”...”Loser”. ...
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It’s Christy, y’all! She just finished Eat Pray Love and is seriously contemplating leaving Bill to explore third world countries. But in reality, she’ll plan a girls' trip to Gulf Shores and flirt with a medical device sales rep from Ohio who looks like a poor man’s Bill Paxton. And that will be enough excitement for her.
