Meet Lauren. She’s a mom. Lauren has been there for her children every step of the way. There was that time her 2 year old got into his poopy diaper at quiet time and played in it for 30 minutes before he was discovered- poop was in every crevice in that room. Or how about the absolute agony she endured pushing her
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She just dragged the groom out onto the dance floor and tried to twerk in front of him. She heckled the single ladies gathered to catch the bouquet (something along the lines of “IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!”) and just asked the mother of the bride for a cigarette. 😬
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She’s not nearly as perfect as she seems, and that makes you like her a little more doesn’t it?
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This is a group of coworkers all preparing to draw names for Secret Santa at the office. Claudia is the boss and she is the most passive aggressive woman alive. When she disapproves of an employee’s decision she asks “and...how did we come to that conclusion?” She always refers to people as “we” even though she takes full credit for all good ideas. One of these ladies is notorious for putting half the bagels from the break room in her purse to take home. One spends an hour in stall #3 of the bathroom each morning to avoid work. One spends 65% of her day checking in on her online dating profiles - Jeff, a promising paralegal, just asked her to dinner at Olive Garden this Friday night.
