Diane

Diane

This is Diane, but she's quietly assuming you knew that.  Diane's husband is a partner in the city's most prosperous law firm.  Diane lives a sparkly life and wants you to know it.  She makes a show of exasperation about the string of black and white tie events they attend but she secretly loves the glitz.  She's a master of the humble-brag.  The other day you overheard her telling someone she couldn't possibly have gotten through these past couple of months of renovating the pool house without her interior designer (she's glad the workers are making progress each day but do they have to be so LOUD???).  Last night Diane accidentally farted in front of her husband for the first time in 13 years of marriage and he pretended not to hear it.  Her favorite song is "Hold On" by Wilson Philips.



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