GINA

GINA

Meet Gina. She likes fast cars, bad boys and Looney Toons character tattoos. She has one of Tweety Bird giving you the finger on her left shoulder blade. You know those ridiculous tricked-out Dodge Chargers you occasionally see on the road with a racing stripe up the center, painted Nickelodeon slime green and rattling your teeth with their 3 sub-woofers installed in the trunk of their car? That’s her ex boyfriend. Yes, probably all of them. She’s a sucker for a white t-shirt with baggy jeans and a “scar” across an eyebrow - and always a buzz cut. Right now she’s dating Ricky, and he has this sticker on the back of his Mustang of Calvin (Calvin & Hobbs cartoon) peeing on a Chevy symbol. She just loves his sense of humor! And he thinks her Foot Locker referee uniform is sexy as hell. He treats her like a queen thanks to his successful side hustle as a weed dealer (sometimes a little meth). Gina’s ideal date is Checkers, then Six Flags, topped off with a couple hours at the club. Ricky likes to go to the teen club, she doesn’t know why, so they end up there most weekends even though they’re in their 30’s. She smokes Parliaments. Her favorite song is WAP. 





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