Meet Gina. She likes fast cars, bad boys and Looney Toons character tattoos. She has one of Tweety Bird giving you the finger on her left shoulder blade. You know those ridiculous tricked-out Dodge Chargers you occasionally see on the road with a racing stripe up the center, painted Nickelodeon slime green and rattling your teeth with their 3 sub-woofers installed in the trunk of their car? That’s her ex boyfriend. Yes, probably all of them. She’s a sucker for a white t-shirt with baggy jeans and a “scar” across an eyebrow - and always a buzz cut. Right now she’s dating Ricky, and he has this sticker on the back of his Mustang of Calvin (Calvin & Hobbs cartoon) peeing on a Chevy symbol. She just loves his sense of humor! And he thinks her Foot Locker referee uniform is sexy as hell. He treats her like a queen thanks to his successful side hustle as a weed dealer (sometimes a little meth). Gina’s ideal date is Checkers, then Six Flags, topped off with a couple hours at the club. Ricky likes to go to the teen club, she doesn’t know why, so they end up there most weekends even though they’re in their 30’s. She smokes Parliaments. Her favorite song is WAP.
Meet Elizabeth. She has a giant Goldendoodle, Charles, whose exuberance for life can be endearing for some, but downright dangerous for others. Upon greeting newcomers to her home, Charles immediately jumps up to lick their faces - sometimes springing up into the air and crashing into their nose.
She goes into the pool restroom barefoot. She worked a stint in the infant room at a daycare center and was completely unphased by the diaper changing and poop getting on her fingers. Bodily fluids do not bother Judes, regardless of whether they come from human or animal.
Now that she's in her thirties, and still single, she finds it a bit harder to endure her romantic ideals but she will not give up hope! Surely there is a gorgeous man out there who loves to talk about his feelings, monogamy, loves to buy little presents for no reason, would totally get her sense of humor,