Meet Iris. It’s 3:17 am and she can’t sleep...again.
Her inner dialogue: ‘Just going to relax and go right back to sleep. I’m not worried about this at all. I’m so relaxed. Shit did I remember to cancel my dentist appointment for tomorrow afternoon?? I wonder what time they open? Stop thinking, go back to sleep. *——————-* What should I make for lunches? Do we have any turkey?
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oh God I’m remembering that time I started my first job out of college and plastered my cubicle top to bottom with college photos. I must have seemed so childish. Childish, childish, childish, childish - that doesn’t even sound like a word. Childish, childish. Relax and go to sleep! *——————-* I wonder who “the ayatollah” is. I’ve always heard that name. I feel like I should know. I’ll Google it in the morning.
Ayatollah’s in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan...
Oh God I can’t believe I ever dated Steve that is SO embarrassing. He gave me HPV and now I think of him every time I get a Pap smear (what a disgusting name for a procedure). Douche. Should I douche? Nah.
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Oh God I’m remembering that time at Elizabeth’s wedding when I had that huge zit on my back, and for some reason I wore a backless dress and a bunch of people thought it was a mosquito bite. Also, I’m sure they didn’t. Mortified. How can I walk around this earth with any confidence knowing that happened??? Crap I’m not going back to sleep. I’m going to be exhausted tomorrow. Listen to that motherf*%#! next to me snoozing away. Must be nice.’ Her favorite song is Sweet Dreams by the Eurythmics.
Meet Lora. Lora breeds Angora rabbits. What started out as a hobby after receiving one for a pet 6 years ago has now become an obsession. Lora’s friends say she’s changed but she doesn’t see how...
Meet Donna. Until two days ago she had been pretty satisfied with her house. She has nice taste and often receives compliments when people come to visit. She’s up on the latest decor trends and she loves spending money and time on little touches for her home (within reason).