Kate

Kate

This is Kate. She is extremely passive aggressive, and life with her is a gigantic gaslight. Her lifelong best friend is in lifelong therapy, solely because of their dynamic. In your 20’s she was stung that you didn’t ask her to be a bridesmaid, so at your lingerie shower she gave you a size large underwear (you had managed to diet your way into a small) and an A cup bra. She also has tried twice to give you clothes that are too big for her. Kate claims to be apolitical but shares mean-spirited memes and posts on social media with the caption ‘Too funny not to share!’ Her favorite line is “I was kidding! Geez!” She’ll be a great addition to your wardrobe for sure, but just be prepared for her to tell you your outfit looks “adorable - like a really fun leprechaun.” 





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