Margaret

Margaret

Meet Margaret. Her 7 year old daughter plays rec soccer and Margaret IS NOT HAVING ANY OF THE OTHER TEAM’S SHIT. Do you hear me?? Little McKenna loves to get out on the field and just have fun running around with her friends. And Margaret loves to watch McKenna having fun and is HERE TO TELL YOU THAT OTHER TEAM’S COACH IS OUT OF LINE! I mean look at him jumping up and down all over the sideline - it’s rec soccer for goodness sake! Her eyes may be hidden behind iridescent sport fishing sunglasses, and shaded by all variety of visor, but they miss nothing. Her ears are pricked for even the mildest insult or joke about her, her team or any of her fellow parents, who always seem to sit so far away from her?? She packs a state -of-the-art cooler for each game, along with the best pop up tent that money can buy. She will establish her turf and rule by intimidation over on that sideline. WATCH IT.



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