Meet Margaret. Her 7 year old daughter plays rec soccer and Margaret IS NOT HAVING ANY OF THE OTHER TEAM’S SH*T. Do you hear me?? Little McKenna loves to get out on the field and just have fun running around with her friends. And Margaret loves to watch McKenna having fun and is HERE TO TELL YOU THAT OTHER TEAM’S COACH IS OUT OF LINE! I mean look at him jumping up and down all over the sideline - it’s rec soccer for goodness sake! Her eyes may be hidden behind iridescent sport fishing sunglasses, and shaded by all variety of visor, but they miss nothing. Her ears are pricked for even the mildest insult or joke about her, her team or any of her fellow parents, who always seem to sit so far away from her?? She packs a state -of-the-art cooler for each game, along with the best pop up tent that money can buy. She will establish her turf and rule by intimidation over on that sideline. WATCH IT.
Tabitha! Play us something on the banjo!" Oh, Tabitha would demure. She would play bashful, vehemently shake her head that this is not the time and place, but of course everybody in the room would insist and begin playfully chanting her name. She would reluctantly break out her banjo and begin to pick the strings deftly.
Birds are her life. While you were binge watching Below Deck Down Under she was comparing the migratory patterns of the artic tern to the western meadowlark.
Has Delilah double-booked?? She definitely did the first week of summer and they missed VBS. She'll check her calendar. She does know that her son has a sleepaway baseball camp in three weeks. Maybe that's when she and her daughter go to the lake...
