Heather

Heather

This is Heather and she is a social justice warrior.  Heather is happily engaged to Tom, who has agreed to take her last name when they marry in a civil ceremony officiated by her former womyn's studies professor in the backyard of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's childhood home.  When expressing her world view (which she does often), Heather refers to herself as a "cisgender female" but is quick to add that there are 51 acknowledged gender options.  She knitted her own vagina hat for the Women's March in an effort to be ironic.  Heather attended UC Berkeley and now runs a nonprofit committed to establishing and funding safe space crying rooms in 15,000 colleges and universities in the US by 2025.  She is currently not speaking to Emily from work because she wears hoop earrings and that is cultural appropriation.



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