March 11, 2021
Meet Woodley, Delia, Farrah and Caroline. They are a friend group that has absolutely no self awareness and, to be honest, are so much happier for it. Woodley has a vanity plate that says HOTMOM mounted on the back of her Hyundai Sonata. Delia is 20 pounds overweight and will not hesitate to wear a cropped shirt and tight jeans a size too small. Farrah uses the weird unicorn emojis constantly, and is still sending Bernie Sanders photoshop memes to her friends constantly. Caroline swears loudly in public. The four of them will don their masks tonight and make their way to Chili’s for bottomless wings and margaritas. They’ll sit in the bar area because HOTMAMA is in the market for a new man. She’ll be sure to be a little sexy and let her black bra strap slip out.
A good time will be had by all!
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