Meet Dolly. She thought it might be fun to do one of those “Unpopular Opinions” lists. Further evidence that Dolly is a monster:
Loves glass cutting boards. Can’t wait to get out of her work clothes and into some comfy jeans at night. Doritos are overrated. Rolling Stones are overrated. “Christmas Vacation” is overrated. She walks around the vacation rental shared by 3 families, barefoot for the entire week. Lacroix is gross. 3 Doors Down is the voice of our generation. There’s nothing cozier than sleeping in socks (thermostat set at a cozy 75). Checkers has the best fries.
I know, I know. She thinks she can get away with this madness just because she’s beautiful. She sure looks good with white jeans and...literally any color top.
But tonight Harriett is going to rev Dan’s engine! She started with an immensely painful wax this morning which was also quite demoralizing, as Harriett certainly lived up to her name. Tonight she’ll corner Dan after the kids are in bed.
Meet Dottie.She’s that person you know who is obsessed with the Olympics.She hosts an opening ceremony viewing party each year and commands an intense focus normally reserved for a lottery drawing or a breaking news announcement
Of course she will have a cellophane wrapped gift for each teacher containing a candle, lotion, chocolate covered almonds and a $25 target gift card to be hand-delivered by their children on the first day.Her back windshield will be covered with bubble letters written in shoe polish exclaiming ‘Back to School for Paxton and Claxton!’
