She's A Monster...

Meet Dolly. She thought it might be fun to do one of those “Unpopular Opinions” lists. Further evidence that Dolly is a monster:

Loves glass cutting boards.
Can’t wait to get out of her work clothes and into some comfy jeans at night.
Doritos are overrated.
Rolling Stones are overrated.
“Christmas Vacation” is overrated.
She walks around the vacation rental shared by 3 families, barefoot for the entire week.
Lacroix is gross.
3 Doors Down is the voice of our generation.
There’s nothing cozier than sleeping in socks (thermostat set at a cozy 75).
Checkers has the best fries.

I know, I know. She thinks she can get away with this madness just because she’s beautiful. She sure looks good with white jeans and...literally any color top.

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