Meet Julie. She is the most devoted wife and mother you'll ever meet. She's a tiny, sweet little thing who always seems to have it together. But Julie has a bit of a wild streak. Last weekend, while at an out-of-town baseball tournament for her son, Julie and a few other parents had a late lunch at a Mexican restaurant down the street from the ball field. Julie was feeling frisky and decided to order a "margarona". This is a giant margarita with a bottle of Corona dunked in upside down. Julie LOVES margaronas and although the glass was larger than her head, she proceeded to drink the entire thing, and peer pressure another mom to do the same. This worked beautifully because anything Julie is doing seems like a good idea, and the other mom had no fortitude. An hour later and Julie was flying high at the baseball game! Suddenly, the stress of the game was no longer present! Julie realized how much she ADORES the other parents in the stands! Even the other team's! Oh what a delightful game baseball is! What a sweet town they were in! Oh isn't that grass so green?? Everybody is so funny! Best. Game. Ever.
Tabitha! Play us something on the banjo!" Oh, Tabitha would demure. She would play bashful, vehemently shake her head that this is not the time and place, but of course everybody in the room would insist and begin playfully chanting her name. She would reluctantly break out her banjo and begin to pick the strings deftly.
Birds are her life. While you were binge watching Below Deck Down Under she was comparing the migratory patterns of the artic tern to the western meadowlark.
Has Delilah double-booked?? She definitely did the first week of summer and they missed VBS. She'll check her calendar. She does know that her son has a sleepaway baseball camp in three weeks. Maybe that's when she and her daughter go to the lake...
