Marianne

Marianne

Marianne - she is secretly constantly questioning her relationship so she makes this HUGE show on social media to display their “perfect” marriage. But she cannot compete with Teggy, who is the hot piece currently being discussed by that group of husbands over on the other side of the yard. 



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PALMER
PALMER

She just dragged the groom out onto the dance floor and tried to twerk in front of him. She heckled the single ladies gathered to catch the bouquet (something along the lines of “IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!”) and just asked the mother of the bride for a cigarette. 😬

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SHE'S PERFECT
SHE'S PERFECT

She’s not nearly as perfect as she seems, and that makes you like her a little more doesn’t it?

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Candi & Candlebox...
Candi & Candlebox...

Through a mouthful of braces and an unforgiving curtain of half-grown out bangs, she would croon the hypnotic melodies of her time: “Runaway Train”, “Fade Into You”, “Evenflo”...”Loser”. ...

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