Meet Toni. Last year she got a divorce and then immediately found pickleball and IT IS LIFE. Toni has never spent more time in the kitchen than she does now. Just call her Gordon Slamsey. She loves the knock of that little plastic ball on her paddle. She loves the drinks, the sexual tension among the mixed-gender players, the varied pace of the action. She likes to pull on that little skirt set and command the court with her paddle. And when she gets to the kitchen...she serves up the spice. And lots of steam. No, of course Toni doesn't need to bend over that much in her skirt while her partner, Kyle, is serving behind her. But she's not fickle, she's ready to pickle!!! Ball, that is. The court is tiny but her romantic ambitions are not. She's cooking up something hot.
Tabitha! Play us something on the banjo!" Oh, Tabitha would demure. She would play bashful, vehemently shake her head that this is not the time and place, but of course everybody in the room would insist and begin playfully chanting her name. She would reluctantly break out her banjo and begin to pick the strings deftly.
Birds are her life. While you were binge watching Below Deck Down Under she was comparing the migratory patterns of the artic tern to the western meadowlark.
Has Delilah double-booked?? She definitely did the first week of summer and they missed VBS. She'll check her calendar. She does know that her son has a sleepaway baseball camp in three weeks. Maybe that's when she and her daughter go to the lake...
