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Pickleball is Life...

October 24, 2022

Pickleball is Life...
Meet Toni. Last year she got a divorce and then immediately found pickleball and IT IS LIFE. Toni has never spent more time in the kitchen than she does now. Just call her Gordon Slamsey. She loves the knock of that little plastic ball on her paddle. She loves the drinks, the sexual tension among the mixed-gender players, the varied pace of the action. She likes to pull on that little skirt set and command the court with her paddle. And when she gets to the kitchen...she serves up the spice. And lots of steam. No, of course Toni doesn't need to bend over that much in her skirt while her partner, Kyle, is serving behind her. But she's not fickle, she's ready to pickle!!! Ball, that is. The court is tiny but her romantic ambitions are not. She's cooking up something hot.

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