Meet Rooney. She's a little more feline than most. Oh, she's so sweet to you because she's known you for years. When she's in a really good mood she loves to rub up against you, or just be near you wherever you are. BUT, she can't stand your other friends. She snips at them and hides from them - she's even scratched a couple. It can be awkward, and you often find yourself explaining to everybody that she really is sweet, she's just sort of a one-person gal. They don't care for her but they usually have the decency not to trash talk her in front of you. To their credit, they try to be nice to her and speak to her when they come over, and she completely ignores them. Rooney always looks at them as if she wants them dead, but you try to tell them that she just has resting bitch face! The only friends she's ever really nice to are the ones who have no interest in her. Rooney is constantly grooming herself which can seem very self-absorbed but then you look at her and she's so damn cute, and she just loves you so much you'll forgive her anything. Even the fact that she pukes...a lot. You've tried to explore whether or not she has a problem but you've basically just decided it's something you have to live with. Your husband also hates her, and basically refuses to acknowledge her but he'll never understand your bond. You love her in spite of the fact that she always wants to sit directly on your keyboard - how has it not broken yet? Or always wants to drink from your glass of water - get your own, Rooney! But you love her so much. Her favorite song is the theme song from the Meow Mix commercial.
