Meet Kelly. She's your ride or die and you've known each other since you were kids. Once in high school you were both at a party together, talking to some boys. You tooted and everybody heard it. Kelly said "oops sorry, that was me" and claimed it. In college you were convinced that your boyfriend was cheating so Kelly accompanied you on two weeks of stalking to confirm your suspicions, then poured sugar in his gas tank. She always organizes your birthday parties. In fact, once she organized and hosted a huge party for you just because you'd been having a hard year and she wanted to celebrate you! Upset because your husband doesn't "notice you anymore"? She'll have you over to her back porch for wine on a Monday night and talk you through it. Did Natasha give you a weird look at the pool the other day? Kelly now hates Natasha. Have too much to drink at the girls night out and now you may have to throw up? Kelly's holding your hair before you even ask. You definitely want Kelly by your side!
Tabitha! Play us something on the banjo!" Oh, Tabitha would demure. She would play bashful, vehemently shake her head that this is not the time and place, but of course everybody in the room would insist and begin playfully chanting her name. She would reluctantly break out her banjo and begin to pick the strings deftly.
Birds are her life. While you were binge watching Below Deck Down Under she was comparing the migratory patterns of the artic tern to the western meadowlark.
Has Delilah double-booked?? She definitely did the first week of summer and they missed VBS. She'll check her calendar. She does know that her son has a sleepaway baseball camp in three weeks. Maybe that's when she and her daughter go to the lake...
