Meet Kelly. She's your ride or die and you've known each other since you were kids. Once in high school you were both at a party together, talking to some boys. You tooted and everybody heard it. Kelly said "oops sorry, that was me" and claimed it. In college you were convinced that your boyfriend was cheating so Kelly accompanied you on two weeks of stalking to confirm your suspicions, then poured sugar in his gas tank. She always organizes your birthday parties. In fact, once she organized and hosted a huge party for you just because you'd been having a hard year and she wanted to celebrate you! Upset because your husband doesn't "notice you anymore"? She'll have you over to her back porch for wine on a Monday night and talk you through it. Did Natasha give you a weird look at the pool the other day? Kelly now hates Natasha. Have too much to drink at the girls night out and now you may have to throw up? Kelly's holding your hair before you even ask. You definitely want Kelly by your side!
Meet Elizabeth. She has a giant Goldendoodle, Charles, whose exuberance for life can be endearing for some, but downright dangerous for others. Upon greeting newcomers to her home, Charles immediately jumps up to lick their faces - sometimes springing up into the air and crashing into their nose.
She goes into the pool restroom barefoot. She worked a stint in the infant room at a daycare center and was completely unphased by the diaper changing and poop getting on her fingers. Bodily fluids do not bother Judes, regardless of whether they come from human or animal.
Now that she's in her thirties, and still single, she finds it a bit harder to endure her romantic ideals but she will not give up hope! Surely there is a gorgeous man out there who loves to talk about his feelings, monogamy, loves to buy little presents for no reason, would totally get her sense of humor,
