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PALMER

PALMER

She just dragged the groom out onto the dance floor and tried to twerk in front of him. She heckled the single ladies gathered to catch...

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SHE'S PERFECT

SHE'S PERFECT

She’s not nearly as perfect as she seems, and that makes you like her a little more doesn’t it?

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Candi & Candlebox...

Candi & Candlebox...

Through a mouthful of braces and an unforgiving curtain of half-grown out bangs, she would croon the hypnotic melodies of her time: “Runaway Train”, “Fade...

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She's A Monster...

She's A Monster...

Lacroix is gross.3 Doors Down is the voice of our generation.There’s nothing cozier than sleeping in socks (thermostat set at a cozy 75).Checkers has the...

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HOT MOMS

HOT MOMS

The four of them will don their masks tonight and make their way to Chili’s for bottomless wings and margaritas. They’ll sit in the bar...

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"Welcome to the Jungle"

"Welcome to the Jungle"

She will also remind Farrah in a million different ways that she is the CURRENT First Lady of Fish and Wildlife Paradise. She emphasizes this...

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It's Complicated

It's Complicated

Teegan is complicated, and requires patience but she is more fun than you can imagine, and funny every day. And she loves fiercely so you...

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Which one is the real Courtney?

Which one is the real Courtney?

As a young girl Courtney realized she was looking down at her friends. At first it meant that she always had to be the daddy...

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Galentines Girls

Galentines Girls

They’ll go to the nicest French restaurant in town, where they will order continuous bottles of champagne and get so drunk that Tawnee will begin...

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